Beware the Pug

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[*Single frame cartoon. Two Birples dressed in dark clothes and balaclavas holding bolt cutters and a pry bar are standing outside the fence of a house. The house has a sign saying "Beware the dog". Above the fence the burglars can see a friendly little Pug smiling at them. One of the burglars says to the other "This is going to be easy". What they can't see below the fence is a large, muscled guard dog with his paw inside the Pug hand puppet.*]

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Everything everywhere all at once

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[*Single frame cartoon. There is a flow diagram with a Virginia class submarine at the top. This flows and splits to a sub upside down shooting out money on the left and a sub right way up shooting a missile on the right. The flow on the left leads down to Anthony Albanese saying "It was their idea" and Peter Dutton saying "They ruined it. The right flow leads to Albansese saying "We made it happen" and Dutton saying "It was our idea."*]

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Hammered personality

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[*Four frames. Frame 1 is a shed with a sign saying "Joe and Paul's Woodwork Bazaar." Frame 2 Paul says to an intent looking Joe "In this age of mass production it's the little flaws in our woodworking that give it personality and make it valuable." Frame 3 Paul holds out his arms to present the chair they've built for Joe's approval. The chair is crooked and has two blocks hammered under the legs to make it balanced. Frame 4 They give each other a big thumbs up and Joe exclaims excitedly "Paul! We're going to be rich!"*]

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Off the lede

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[*Four frames. Frame 1 - Joe and Paul are each at their apartment windows. Joe is engrossed and pointing at a butterfly as Paul calls out "Joe. Joe. JOE!". Frame 2 - Having captured Joe's attention Paul asks him "Did you read that article on how to improve your attention span?". Frame 3 - Joe nonchalantly replies "Just the headline". Frame 4 - Paul puts his head in his hand. Joe resumes pointing at the butterfly.*]

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