A thousand year Reddit

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[*Single frame cartoon. There is an army of snoovatars on the edge of a moat where the drawbridge is drawn up into the castle. The name of the drawbridge is "Blackout Bridge". The snoovatar inhabitants of the castle look out over the ramparts at the army gathered across the moat. The army has a black, red and white banner with the reddit logo that looks menacing. The snoovatar leader of the army bears an uncanny resemblance to Reddit's CEO spez. Spez is bravely riding a hobby horse and is yelling out a threat to the inhabitants of the castle. Spez yells "Cast down your head mods and join us in a Reddit that will last a thousand years".*]

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See you next year

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[*Four frame cartoon. Frame 1 shows a building with a sign saying "Joe's Calendar Store". There are two other signs stuck to the wall either side of the door saying "Closing Down" and "50% off all stock". Frame 2 is inside the building where Joe is behind a shop counter and Paul is leaning on a fixture talking to Joe. Paul says "I admire your persistence in trying new ideas Joe." Frame 3 Paul continues the conversation and says "Where do you think you went wrong?" Joe looks up as he ponders Paul's question. Frame 4 Having thought about it Joe cheerfully says to Paul "Probably the 12 month return policy."*]

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Reddit, API, Fire

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[*Single frame cartoon. On the right are three Reddit snoovatars blindfolded and tied to poles with their hands behind their backs. Each of them has a sign above their heads. Top to bottom the signs read: "Third Party Apps"; "Effective Moderation"; and "Social Research". In front of each blindfolded snoovatar is the word API rotated 90 degrees and stylised as a menacing looking figure with the letter 'P' being used as gun to fire a dollar sign bullet at each blindfolded snoovatar. Looming large on the left is the Reddit company avatar with glowing red eyes holding a piece of paper behind its back that says "IPO". The Reddit company avatar is yelling "Fire!".*]

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Eye am not the beholder

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[*Four frame cartoon. Frame 1 - Joe and Paul are standing next to a painting on an easel. Joe holds a palette and asks "What do you think of my new abstract painting Paul?" Frame 2 - Paul looks at the painting and replies "It reminds me of someone who struggles with criticism." Frame 3 - Joe lowers his palette and both he and Paul stare silently at each other without expression. Frame 4 - Paul is outside, looking back at the closed door as he smiles to himself. Joe's painting has been smashed down on his head and is hanging around his neck. *]

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Goodbye Dolly

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[*Four frame cartoon. Frame 1 - Joe and Paul are standing next to Little Pumpkin's cot. Joe is holding a doll behind his back and says to Little Pumpkin "Where's Little Betsy doll?" Little Pumpkin is tucked in and holding her hands out expectantly. Frame 2 - Paul says "Kids never forget Joe". Joe is still hiding the doll and says over his shoulder "She'll be right". Frame 3 - Joe bends over the cot and says "Here she is Little Pumpkin" as he presents the doll to a happier looking Little Pumpkin with outstretched arms. Frame 4 - The lights are out and via a faint glow we see Little Pumpkin in her cot holding her doll as she reaches up and purposefully scratches a seventh tally mark into the wood of her cot.*]

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