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[*Single frame cartoon. There is an army of snoovatars on the edge of a moat where the drawbridge is drawn up into the castle. The name of the drawbridge is "Blackout Bridge". The snoovatar inhabitants of the castle look out over the ramparts at the army gathered across the moat. The army has a black, red and white banner with the reddit logo that looks menacing. The snoovatar leader of the army bears an uncanny resemblance to Reddit's CEO spez. Spez is bravely riding a hobby horse and is yelling out a threat to the inhabitants of the castle. Spez yells "Cast down your head mods and join us in a Reddit that will last a thousand years".*]
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